This is Cat-astrophe!

You’ve got to be kitten me!
Pay no attention to this blue flowered cat!

I will not be upstaged by a floral feline!

I am the one true cat of Time’s Tin Cup.

I am Purr-ty

Your flower is hiss-terical.

I will not tailerate this infurior caterbrain. Someone come and take pawsession of it!